Friday, May 21, 2010

Eavesdropping

What is it like to have a telephone conversation with a motherwoman, especially one with small children? Well, here are a few of the off-the-wall phrases you are likely to hear abruptly interjected into the conversation at random moments:

What did I tell you about keeping your clothes on?

Don't stick your finger in there!

How did you get up there?

I said NOT RIGHT NOW!!!

Get out of the fridge!

Stop trying to lock your brother in the closet.

Put that down!

Don't hit your sister.
Get that out of your mouth!
If you can still manage to follow the conversation despite all of the interruptions, you are a true friend! Be patient and hang in there! It gets better (or so I hear :) )

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